From now on I’m gonna post my top 10 favorite Stewie’s tweets. Why here? Well simply because most of his tweets are too vulgar to retweet. I just don’t want to offend any of my followers’ feelings. So if you, however find it offensive or think his tweets are way too sarcastic, vulgar and harsh, well just bugger off my blog then. *Evil laugh*
(oh btw, all in random order)
Lord_Stewie:
My tweets are jokes, not dicks. Don’t take it too hard.
My new Muslim friend is the bomb!
Did you know that if you put you ear up to a strangers leg, you can hear them say,”What the fuck are you doing?”
if you’re happy and you know it, share your meds!
pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
How are u feeling today? like a tampon. In a good place. At the wrong time.
Never judge a book by its cover, UNLESS the word Twilight is written on it.. then you know it’s shit.
It’s not that I want her dead, I just want her not to be alive anymore.
In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
发经济改革地方个v知道方便。。。 If you can read that, could you help me with my math please
